Dropped off the Queen at the body shop.

Kinja'd!!! "NKato" (NKato)
09/13/2019 at 20:01 • Filed to: Son of a fucking bitch

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But there’s one thing that pisses me off. Some assmonkey from the neighboring parking spot in the apartment lot decided to put something abrasive and heavy on my hood, and pulled it towards them.

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I’ve filed a police report online and waiting to hear back from EPD on the matter. If it gets accepted into the system, I plan on going after the tenants of the apartment the parking space is assigned to for reparations in small claims court.

These guys dinged the body of my car with their car door in the past, too, and I’ve told them to be mindful. Since they obviously failed to do so, they’re out of chances with me.

Seriously, how hard is it to just not touch other people’s cars? For your time, Lincoln Town Car of the 1989 vintage that I spotted on my way home . The friend of the owner pulled up into the lot next to me and told me it was a two-owner car with less than 100k original miles on the odometer.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > NKato
09/13/2019 at 20:16

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Damn, sorry man about your asshole neighbors. May I suggest https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07P7BWSJL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_UddFDb8QTZXBT  ?  

One tablespoon to a transmission or diff.  Problem solved.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > gettingoldercarguy
09/13/2019 at 20:25

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No. That’s sabotage and vandalism. :P Funny idea though.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > NKato
09/13/2019 at 20:28

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Just trying to lighten your day.  Sorry about your ride.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > gettingoldercarguy
09/13/2019 at 20:37

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Eh. The apartment complex’s management isn’t being helpful either. I asked if they could assign me a different space — nope, assign me a rentable space — nope (we’re allotted a maximum of 2 spaces per apartment).

If you ever move up here, don’t waste your time with Nova North.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > NKato
09/13/2019 at 20:39

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I'd love to move up there, just need a lot more cash.  Seattle is wicked expensive.


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > NKato
09/13/2019 at 20:44

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You have every right to be pissed, the but unless you actually have these people on video/film damaging your vehicle I would think it is unlikely you could recoup anything through small claims. I’m not sure if the lesser burden of proof would help, or if you could make the argument that they are responsible for the actions of anyone that parks there. I would also expect them to claim “it was like that before”. Regardless best of luck and sorry about your asshole neighbours  


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > NKato
09/13/2019 at 20:55

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Sorryto hear about such disrespect to three Queen, but I think MKULTRA is probably correct. 


Kinja'd!!! NKato > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
09/13/2019 at 21:17

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Well, one thing is for sure, once I get my new dash camera hooked up and parking mode enabled, it will capture any damage to my car. And I will utterly, completely, motherfucking, obliterate them.


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > NKato
09/13/2019 at 21:51

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Yikes